This garment-dyed tee carries a quiet, wry confidence. The soft, lived-in color and relaxed fit feel like a favorite right away. Front text mimics a terminal readout — Checking: $0, Savings: $0, Brokerage: $1,000,000 — paired with a small logo, giving the shirt a dry sense of humor about ambition and hustle. Wear it with worn jeans on a slow Sunday or layered under a jacket for meetups where subtle irony lands better than loud slogans. The heavyweight cotton and garment-dye finish age together, growing softer and more personal with every wash so the message becomes part of your everyday rhythm.

Product features
– Available in sizes S–4XL (select partners)
– 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
– Garment-dyed for soft color and texture
– Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seams) construction
– Pre-shrunk, sewn-in label; made in Honduras; 58 color options

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean